I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

ALISTAIR 💀💀💀

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

this is the post that I’ve had like five people accuse me of romanticizing fucked up and traumatizing relationships in fiction about btw

its time for some video game Grey Morality! so we’ve got an oppressed minority here who are being enslaved and murdered, do you want to join them and help fight for their freedom, or side with the oppressors to eradicate them completely? but wait!! before you make your decision, get this - and this is where it gets really grey - some of the minority aren’t very nice to you

plot twist: the minority is actually Just As Bad as their oppressors because they resist them using Violence

Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

INHABITANTS OF THE CROSSROADS in HADES II

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

i have a completely normal coworker who does music and stuff and its good music and i want to send my army of followers to his video on yt and just +like it or something. something to boost him in the algorithm

the issue is no one can let him know this second life i live on the internet because if he finds out i have 25k followers on tumblr or 10k on twitter etc then the questions will flow and i will not be prepared for the conversation about werewolves that follows

Ok heres the video, just +like it and if you want to comment just say you're from reddit or facebook or somewhere

If someone DOES want to share it to reddit that'd be awesome and I'd love you but I dont have an active account there

Just enjoy the music yall. Its honestly really good if you like some classic sounding R&B. The man's voice reminds me of usher to some extent with a little more gravel. Its honestly just sex. Its really really good and he only have 114 subs and the video only has like 90ish likes or something. Honestly its sad. He sounds amazing.

Yes!! Hes REALLY good and his music is giving 90's RnB. It's fantastic and his voice is great and I really want him to blow up

Also here's his Spotify for those of you wanting to add it to your likes and your playlists

this is making me so happy im so proud of you guys i literally dont have words

He's been visited by an angel. 💙

Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

ME

Assorted works from American Illustrator Mead schaeffer.

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)

[Photo ID 1: Beginning of a 17776 comic. Pioneer Nine is in space, they are small in the frame. Nine asks, "Where are we?". Ten who is much bigger in her separated frame responds, "You and I are far apart- in a literal sense."]

[Photo ID 2: Nine who is now slightly bigger in there frame asks, "How far?". Ten who is now smaller than before in her frame responds, "In what, miles?". Nine responds, "Sure".]

[Photo ID 3: This photo contains only the vastness of space speckled with stars. Ten says, "3,500,000,000,000." Nine requests, "Don't leave."]