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sorry i've not been on, although that's hardly anything unusual, it's just that i've just started college and despite the fact that i arguably have more free time now it's also entirely killing my soul and my ability to write things like a normal person instead of just writing hundreds of drabbles of crippling self pity
so
i'll probably be off until college stops making me want to throw myself out a window
Y-yes sir... *quickly jumps to attention nervously*
[In an absolutely foul mood, Leonard slams his hand into the comm button.]
McCoy. Get security down here to recover a phaser they failed to report missing.
[He turns back around.]
And you. For one, I'm confining you to quarters for the foreseeable future and I'm contacting your superior officer about what he wants to do about this, but first I'm giving you a psych eval along with your regular medical eval.
[Because god forgive him if 'space happy' wasn't just something he'd said and he ignored a call he should have made because he was pissed off.]
For two, if you ever bring another phaser into my sickbay without a damned good reason, I will call down every bit of influence I have on your head and have your ass grounded so fast your head will spin.
[In base honesty, this is probably untrue, but. He's angry.]
And since I fell for that spell, I am living there as well
*hesitates and tosses the weapon to him, backing up quickly*
[Leonard catches the phaser, careful to keep his fingers away from the trigger. But there's another thing to get mad about. He slaps it down on the table next to him.]
All right, sugar, here's the crash course in phaser safety you should have taken before you started waving that thing around.
[He ticks the points off on his fingers:]
1.) Don't you point it anywhere you're not okay with shooting, 2.) make sure that bad boy's always on stun unless the Captain says otherwise, 3.) Don't throw a firearm. Or any other weapon, for that matter. For all you know you could've killed anybody in here. Now quit acting like I tried pulling a scalpel on you and stand at attention, crewman.
❝just because you technically picked me up from the streets doesn’t mean i’m here to ruin your home.❞
oh that’s when she spoke up. it used to happen a lot with just a couple families from the orphanage. she’d do one small mistake and they’d label her a bad child. she actually by accident broke a small unicorn that one of her foster moms had and she flipped. saying skye had been nothing but trouble. and since then she’d been wary of that fact.
she took another second though, having listened to everything he said before nodding.
[Leonard pauses, raising an eyebrow, and fumbles in his jacket pockets for his nametag to make sure he's got it on him.]
I'd actually be more worried about who you used to work for than where I picked you up, but if it makes you feel any better, I don't leave my best friend alone in here without telling him to break pictures of Jo.
[Although it's probably wrong to tar everybody with Jim's brush, because, uh, Jim's the only one who's ever actually broken a picture of Jo, and admittedly he had some pretty great extenuating circumstances, but that in no way means that Leonard has forgiven him. It doesn't matter that he just had to clean up some glass and get a new picture frame. People do not break pictures of Joanna McCoy without suffering the consequences.]
It's nothing personal, I'm just paranoid. There are actually a couple of things in here I'd love broken.
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but im trash who hasn’t been here for like a week because she got distracted by shitty bookstore books and biology 110
but i love you too
thank u so much you’re a star for taking the time out of your day to make mine better
there’s just a sound of agreement there. nothing more.
[Give her time, McCoy. Just move past the morning pretend-to-be-an-angry-therapist impulse and drink your goddamn coffee and take the 'angry' out of that sentence so you can go fake being someone else's therapist.]
Good talk, kid. I've got to run to work soon, so--shoot me a call on my cell and leave a message if you want to run out on me sometime today so I don't worry. You've got free run of the house and all, but try not to break anything with my daughter's face on it. Food in the fridge, probably be back at six at the earliest. Give me a buzz if you need something.
"It can’t be morning already."
No, I just like saying 'good morning' in the middle of the damn afternoon. Up and at 'em, kiddo, you're blocking traffic. And then tell me why you weren't sleeping in your quarters.
And good morning to you too, sunshine.
*points phaser to ground* Don't you dare come near me.
[Well, there's something. Not totally goddamn unreasonable. Bones' voice doesn't get any less your-father-telling-you-off, doesn't inch any closer to the pure irritation running through his veins, but his jaw does get remarkably tighter, and his hand flips out, palm up, to sit a foot in front of his chest, an unmistakable give-it-here gesture that carries the approximate authority of an alternate universe in which he, and not Jim, is Captain.
People tend to listen when he makes these sorts of gestures.]
Now hand it over, you space-happy fool, and sit your ass down. I'm a damn doctor, there's a reason I swore to 'do no harm'.
[Although, at the moment, he is tempted.]
sorry about not being on yesterday, it was sort of a shitty day
okay i’ll be back on after classes today, it’s been a shitty run of things, i’m very sorry for my repeated absence, i’m trash, etc
college is hard
the classes aren't hard i just have no time and i'm not sure how that happened
sorry about not being on yesterday, it was sort of a shitty day
okay i'll be back on after classes today, it's been a shitty run of things, i'm very sorry for my repeated absence, i'm trash, etc
sorry about not being on yesterday, it was sort of a shitty day
Imagining Bones as the sassy disappointed dad cop - "Would you put that goddamn knife down, you're not even holding it against anywhere important", "This is a fucking awful way to rob a bank, you don't even know where all the exits are", "What do you mean you 'hid the drugs under your pillow'?"
// bones is literally everyone’s disappointed father pretty much all the time
but i mean he basically does do exactly that first one to khan he’s like please if you are going to murder me at least be efficient u megalomaniacal trash heap
he lectures while assissting. he is definitely a disappointed dad in a disappointing world
but i think he has too much respect for human life to be a cop he’d never be able to pull the trigger of his gun
*pulls out phaser* I won't ask again.
[Note to self: tell Security they’re missing a god damned weapon. Then chew Security out for letting someone get at a god damned weapon.]
Who taught you your damn manners? Don’t point the business end of anything that fires at anything you’re not ready and willing to shoot. And in case you didn’t catch it last time, don’t be a child. Drop that thing.
