sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

I am soooo stable rn *twirling my hair kicking my feet and about to implode*

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

me and my 60 year old work best friend

melting cats

Diversity win! The snowstorm keeping you from going to work is bisexual.

matching icons for u and ur crew

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

2015 absolutely drained me. I need abouta 2 year long nap, see you in 2017, folks. don’t fucking vote for trump 

um. good morning and what the fuck 

i reject the idea that the only 2 stances to take on ghosts existing are “believer” and “skeptic”

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting