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I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

iscokroos || I just… Did you just say that you were Portuguese and follow that up with Portugal not being on the same level as Spain? Last I checked, we all crashed out 3rd in the WC Group Stages. Last I checked, Portugal forced Spain into PKs the last time we met. Last I checked, Portugal are on top of their Euro group while Spain are..? Germany are..? Second. Second. Mind you, Portugal don’t have the same history of success as Spain, as Germany, as anyone, and sure some of our starting XI are benched in club play (and that’s where the difference in quality comes in) but they’ll choke up the big ones all the same because they’re tactical. Last I checked, Spain landed a treble and Germany only have 1/3 so far and 2016 is right around the corner; neither Germany nor Spain are looking too hot second in their group while Portugal are riding on top.

…and you want to ask why people can’t support all three? This is why. German and Spanish NT supporters are constantly undermining Portugal’s status in world football. You answered your own question right there. Our quality may not be the same nor as thorough but, if anything, Spain and Germany need to get on our level right now.

Betty and I made a bet to see how long it would take for you to notice the response

Coming back to tumblr and seeing that the bestie had called the Euro that far in advanced... "Tactical"... I miss this skank ass hoe

Uhm. What the fuck? I’m gone for a couple of weeks and now I cant find portugolazo anywhere on here? Bitch. Where are you?

she deactivated 😭

What fuck? Who gave her permission? Imma come at that skank ass ho on Hangouts regardless. Rude bitch. 😒

I’m so sick of this bullshit about Hope Solo. Here are the FACTS:

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Translation: “Domestic violence is easier dismissed and okay when it occurs behind close doors. Never mind Hope Solo’s history with domestic violence, the police reports, nor the fact that the victim was a child.”

Seriously? Justifying any aspect of what she’s done is disgusting. Check yourself.

There's physical evidence that she struck not one but two people (one being a minor) and that she was hit in the head with a stick as a matter of self defense but because there isn't video "how dare you compare her to Ray Rice?" The POLICE REPORTS are in line with the victims ffs. People are gross.

I’m so tired of hearing these “Cristiano is gay” rumors over a picture. First off, there’s more than two sexualities. There’s an array of them. Secondly, even if he is somewhere on the queer spectrum (something I’ve always thought to be assumed since he said he liked both Angelina and Brad Pitt when talking about his ideals but still: not my business nor anyone elses) it’s not our responsibility nor our right to out people before they’re ready ((to include Jose Semedo)). If either are somewhere on the queer spectrum, it still gives no one the right to say “you are gay” “you are bi” “you are [anything]” before the individual themselves says that they are [whatever]. Some people need to look for their two seconds elsewhere because another person’s sexuality is no one’s business but their own.

On another note: have you seen Jose Semedo? Someone would have to be ace to not want that. That aesthetic transcends sexual orientation. Just saying.

The difference in how Ray Rice and Hope Solo are treated is definitely eyebrow raising. There’s a definite double standard there and it’s disgusting. Check yourselves. 

why do people like to take this cule vs madridista thing so far though, does it give you sexual satisfaction? relax, u don’t have to spend every second at eachother’s throats. healthy competition is fine but h onestly… idk grow up??? just enjoy the beautiful game

@ Gareth. You are not Zlatan. 

i deleted that because portugolazo would probably agree and say that india has turned to shit after portugal left 

That moment when you realize that these basics still haven’t figured out your nationality. Stay frosty, lmfao. 

They also thought we were married and that terms like “basic” and “ratchet” were misogynistic rather than observations of them made based on the behavior and character they displayed, that all cultural ignorance makes a person a racist, and that being a trophy supporter (translation: we won’t be there for the struggle, we only turn up for the glory) was something to be proud of. Please, M’Lynn. You’re expecting too much of them. 

Hahaha. Bruh, this bitch is literally stalking my blog and thinks I’m married to madrid-isco!!! I can’t fucking breathe. This basic bitch doesn’t even know what’s up, lmfao. Also, why you talking about Sam’s look and why you side blogging us, bitch? Basic bitches wanna talk in the shadows but can’t support or back whatever the fuck they wanna say. HOW THE FUCK AM I RACIST?! BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT BLACKFACE IS?!?! Lmfao. WHY YOU SO OBSESSED HOE?! Ratchet bitches, I swear. 

My boyfriend is going to be so pissed, lmfao. Don’t feed the birds.

just a little thought for those of you who are straight & asexual. you all are responsible for homophobia, lesbophobia, biphobia, etc too. you’re not exempt from straight privilege just because you’re ace.

“Straight and asexual” 

Hahahaha, wtf is this ish? Go home, you’re obviously drunk.

i never said acephobia isn’t real. it’s not in the post, and i’ve never said that in my life. i said that straight ace people are still straight, and y'all have to be responsible for homophobia too, and straight ace people have straight privilege.

stop derailing and dismissing. you missed the point.

You missed the point. There’s so such thing as straight ace people as asexuals are all queer regardless of romantic or sensual orientation as aromantics are all queer regardless of sexual orientation. *eye roll* What even…?

Stop trying to justify your erasure of aces from the queer community. “…but aces are less queer and privileged”. Pure idiocy.

I can't believe people think that posts like this are okay. It's like a gay person saying that bisexuals have straight priveldge. Uhm, no. People truly don't understand sexuality.