I recently read the book ‘House in the Cerulean Sea' by TJ Klune ❤️ The characters were written so beautifully, they totally captured my imagination and I felt compelled to draw them. Just a really sweet book to get yourself lost in.

you know when you fake being asleep so your parents would carry you inside? yea jason was just a bit eepy

Transcript: It reminds me of the “bike to work” movement. That is also portrayed as white, but in my city more than half of the people on bike are not white. I was once talking to a white activist who was photographic “bike commuters” and had only pictures of white people with the occasional “Black professional” I asked her why she didn’t photograph the delivery people, construction workers etc… id. the Black and [Latine] and Asian people… and she mumbled something about trying to “improve the image of biking” then admitted that she didn’t really see them as part of the “green movement” since they “probably have no choice” - I was so mad I wanted to quit working on the project she and I were collaborating on. So, in the same way when people in a poor neighborhood grow food in their yards… it’s just being poor- but when white people do it they are saving the earth or something.“ -comment left on the Racialious blog post “Sustainable Food and Privilege: Why is Green always White (and Male and Upper-Class) (via meggannn). END TS

the same thing when you look at the ~tiny house movement~ versus, say, people living in trailers, or even just renting in apartments or sublet housing

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I saw that comment when it was first posted and I will never forget it and think about it all the time when I see bike-forward initiatives under discussion.

This this this.

If YOU go places on an E-Bike instead of a gas scooter it’s Eco!

if I go out in my wheelchair I get pitying looks.

“It’s Not Eco-Friendly If The Undesirables are Doing It” is a thing to watch out for.

literally just saw a tiktok ft some young white person sitting, looking smugly around a train cabin with the text “pov you’re taking public transportation but in the eco friendly liberation way not the broke ass bitch way”

i wanted it to be a joke. i looked at the descrip, the bio, the other acct videos. it was not a joke

I have seen incentive programs that reward biking to work, but only if you have a car you could be using instead. File this together with “it only counts as exercise if you’re doing it in your leisure time”

I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

he's well-adjusted now

Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."

This is what Roerich's paintings look like:

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

feel free to add more

THE WAY I SPED TO HIT REBLOG-

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

retail employees

Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete

grad students

english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.

No robins allowed!!

Hi i'm new here! Here is Nanami and Catgojo as my first art post

print for @gojomerchbox 💙

does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

YES THANK YOU

Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night

@lee-and-other-things​

i don’t… see a dog???  👀

Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

Oceans 1100 AD

Very interested in the hardest part of this beign the vampires trying to trick someone into granting them permission to enter the premises earlier in the day

I feel like this has several simple solutions!

(all ideas shared on this blog are public domain, feel free to go nuts. you can find more story ideas like this on my ko-fi)

stuff originally for seriweek: spring

they went out for a snack but the bus ran late, but a lil rain never hurt no one!