your secret phan bakery

Hi everyone! It's Katie (@cardsagainstdnp). I was logged out of my account and I cannot retrieve my password beacuse I also lost access to the e-mail I used to create my account. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get my account back so I created this one because I don't want to lose my community.

Please, follow me on this account (@cardsagainstdnpg) and reblog this so I can get at least some of my followers back 🙏

This dork lost her password so if you've been following her so far and recently wondered where all the fresh and crispy phan consp theories went off to, give this new account a gentle fiddle

Hi everyone! It's Katie (@cardsagainstdnp). I was logged out of my account and I cannot retrieve my password beacuse I also lost access to the e-mail I used to create my account. I don't know if I'll ever be able to get my account back so I created this one because I don't want to lose my community.

Please, follow me on this account (@cardsagainstdnpg) and reblog this so I can get at least some of my followers back 🙏

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

some of you need to make your bed and have a shower with a soap that smells nice, and then sit in a chair near the window and have tea with milk and read a hardcover book and see how your creative block is after that tbh.

i'm not saying creative block isn't a real or difficult phenomenon. i'm saying creatives have a tendency to neglect themselves physically and emotionally in favor of manic bursts of productivity. a little softness and clean sheets and a bagel will go a long way. make a playlist and light the fancy candle you've been saving for a special occasion. life is a special occasion.

Always a good reminder.

Dan probably:

"Hear me out, Peej. I need you to make me a coffin-"

"-Should I call Phil?"

~Phil: "Yeah, right here. We actually really need a coffin."

updated meme

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

I'm looking at you @cardsagainstdnp with my random updates 🙈

as a Polish person, i'm so sorry for what you're about to experience

I need the full live exp on Saturday

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

Black Bengal cats exist im crying! x

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

Whales in general are so amazing

Sperm whales have, for example, developed parts of their brain that allows them to feel the same emotions as humans do like grief, sadness, happiness. And the language they use to communicate with each other is even more developed than ours.

The vibrations they produce when "clicking" a.k.a communicating, are so strong that they can stunt you if you're swimming too close in front of them or even make you lose your hearing. And it's incredible how they refuse to let people get near them with any equipment so to study these beautiful creatures, the researchers have to swim with these wonderful giants

You can watch this great and informative video on them, too, if you want. Sperm whales are great

(and to think I initially thought they were a joke based on their name, but, no, they're real and they're just great)

https://youtu.be/zsDwFGz0Okg

the longer dnp are not posting about japan the more i think that we're getting a video about the trip

oh, how i love the sea!