This is not a title

theyre so me that it hurts

Mood

Aubrey Plaza on winning in Happiest Season (2020) dir. Clea DuVall (FabTV || Nov. 24, 2020)

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

“you’re so quiet” thanks i spent years getting ignored so i simply do not talk anymore

thinking about these photos of Victoria Pedretti without makeup

thinking about these photos of Victoria Pedretti without makeup

anyway i shall also tell lesbian ghost stories at straight weddings from now on