All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

endless sleep

Damn right Ernest

more Connors!

depression: who would ever love you?

me: 

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN THE FIRES OUTSIDE ATHENS (GREECE): CALL 2296081841 FOR HELP

they can help with food, water and a place to sleep tonight

Please guys reblog this. I’m from Greece (thankfully I’m okay) and I can confirm things are horrible for so so many people here. So please spread the word!

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

Whimsical Animated GIFs Capture the Beauty of Solitude by Ivy Berces

Sixteen-year-old artist Ivy Berces composes stunning whimsical illustrations, which pay an homage to the beauty of peace one finds in solitude. 

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A representation of my thought process at all times

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

lil matt damon SNAPPED

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

I’m so proud of you Jason Bourne

when birds fly they’re like…T-posing in the sky, yknow ?

i’m glad you guys hate this post it was my intention

my magnum opus

I wasn’t paying attention and i accidentally made myself unlovable