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PROTECTION.

@itsnotamagicalplace / itsnotamagicalplace.tumblr.com

PERMANENT HIATUS SINCE 2015.
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promisingagent-deactivated20200

Dying rp Starters

"Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer."
"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."
"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."
"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."
"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"
"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."
"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."
"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."
"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."
"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."
"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."
"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."
"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."
"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."
"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."
"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."
"I'm so sorry I let this happen to you."
#;;meme
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velocitiestrumpet

Message a Headcanon you have about my character and I'll tell you how accurate you are!

Hell if it isn’t already a headcanon and is accurate, I’ll make it a headcanon.

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doesntknowwhentogiveup-deactiva

Hit on my muse

  • Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
  • If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
  • I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  • Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
  • My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  • Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
  • You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
  • Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
  • I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.
  • Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  • Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
  • My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
  • Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
  • I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
  • You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
  • I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
  • Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
  • I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
#meme
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itsnotamagicalplace asked:

orange, melon, vanilla bc why not :p

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ubixtsa-deactivated20181222 answered:

mutuals only

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orange - my opinion of you now and our status

Now you’re my danish bitch and I love you so much ( boobs mom ) and I consider you a friend, hell you’re the only person I’ve skyped and spoke to on long hours for no reason.

melon - my first impression of youomgomgomgomgomgomgogm look at this beauty following me, don’t panic zara, 

vanilla - what i like most about you

your humor and witty replies & everything buttfuck.

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#tbh i need this on my blog#xchenkov#outofbabysitter
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warcompass-archive

💍 Wedding/Marriage Starters 💍

"Will you be my maid of honour/best man?"
"I'm getting married!"
"He/She left me at the alter..."
"Wait, you're getting married?!"
"_____, will you marry me?"
"Did we get married last night..?"
"Why are you in a wedding dress?"
"What's with the tux?"
"I can't marry you."
"Are you proposing to me?"
"Why do you have this ring?"
"Marriage is overrated, anyway."
"Till death do us part."
"Who's the lucky lady/guy?"
"You can't get married!"
"Speak now or forever hold your peace."
"I heard about the divorce..."
"You can't spend the rest of your life with someone you don't love."
"What do you mean you lost the ring?!"
"I left him/her at the alter."
#;;meme
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irxnsister

irxnsister:

    Angel knew that something was off with him, but she was filled with too many emotions to pinpoint it yet. “I haven’t been hallucinating, but you’ve been gone for how long?” she asked him, giving him a look as she pulled back and dabbed her eyes with the back of her hand. “You have to be better at staying in touch with me, you butthead,” she said affectionately.
    Looking him over, Angel raised an eyebrow though. “Hey, are you okay?” she asked him, glancing at his jacket. “Did you get hurt?” she asked, taking a breath. “Because I know that I haven’t told you that I got a broken arm the other week, but you have to let me know so I don’t worry.”

    As had always been the case, her behavior and presence never failed to put him into a good mood. There was something refreshing about getting a warm welcome, when most people were quite tense around him--which he wholly deserved, to be honest, but tended to be forced to ignore. “Well, you’ve been keeping busy, broken arm verifying of that. ‘Makes it hard for an old man to keep up.”

   He grinned, shrugging. Sometimes it still felt like his arm was intact, like Mack had not cut it off, simply wounded it. The phantom pains were the worst, and the moments in the morning where he’d forgotten. Reality rarely allowed those moments to last long. “Field injury, of sorts. And don’t think I’m going to let that broken arm go uncommented.”

#i sweat these two darling#darlings*#irxnsister
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vaspider

FYI I never, ever reblog anything with “I see you not reblogging this” or “reblog this or you’re shit/racist/not a feminist/transphobic” because emotional manipulation like that is abusive shit and I refuse to accept it.

Ever.

So don’t do it.

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irxnsister

irxnsister:

          Honestly, Angel had been getting used to not having much time for other people. There was just so much going on and she needed to be focused, and it was a complete and utter surprise that Phil was even there now. She hated that they hadn’t seen each other and part of her wanted to give into the anger of not always knowing how he was, but she just couldn’t be mad.
          Instead, tears started to well up in her eyes and unlike most, she was okay with crying in his presence–at least more so with him than others, other than Tony. “This is where you say a lot more than that,” she managed to get out, swallowing down a lump in her throat before her arms were wrapped around him. “You’re not a mirage are you?”

      He squirmed a bit in her arms, comfortably so and let out a deep chuckle that he hadn’t heard in weeks. He’d been distracted by work, but in this moment, he felt a deep relief at having a woman he practically considered a daughter in his arms. Well, arm, he realized, as he hugged her back with one arm, the other hiding at his side. He wasn’t sure how she’d react to the missing limb, but swallowed hard and smiled as he let her go.

     “No, I’m here in person. Just like always.” He frowned, “Unless you’ve been hallucinating, which I hope not, and if so, to overshadow that performance.” He smiled, happy to see her, unsure how to reveal his injury. 

#awkward dad#hi there squishy!#i'm back#i think#irxnsister
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redhairedstark

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
"It’s not fair!"
"I could kill you right now!"
"Knock it off!"
"Screw you!"
"You’re a complete moron!"
"I love this song!"
"Bring that here!"
"I hate you!"
"I’m pissed off!"
"Make me!"
"I wish you’d never been born!"
"I bought ice cream!"
"Kiss my ass!"
"Shut up!"
"I can’t do it anymore!"
"Take me home!"
"Just kiss me already!
"I can't be in love with you!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Piss off!"
"I wish things were that simple!"
"I love you!"
"Jump off a bridge!"
"You’re so hot!"
#;;meme
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