Audience Participation Fear

Mark’s self defense techniques.

pumpkin onion hybrid

“2015? You mean we’re in the future?!”

This is the only moment you can reblog this. after today, it will be impossible forever.

what do you call this color gradient?

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

Cats go MEOW

Oh Mark you wonderful human being, you.

me when a dog gets left behind in a disaster movie

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My Undead Patron

A young girl came up to me and asked me for a list of all the vampire romance books in the library. I was in a hurry as there were several patrons behind her, so when I went to search our records for the word “vampire”, I was surprised when the system only came up with one hit. 

…until I realized that I was searching the patron records. This man’s name is not vampire or anything like it, he doesn’t borrow a lot of vampire books, there was NO REASON for his name to come up, but for some reason when I typed in vampire, the system brought up his name. 

So with that in mind, I think I need to go buy some holy water, a stake and some leather pants. Frankly, I knew what I was getting into when I became a librarian.

A spooky library story to cap off our library week, as told by a librarian on Tumblr. 

For anyone who needs some daily energy boosts, Jack’s got your back!

WOO YEAH!!!

Spot the difference

this is the same picture wtf are you talking about

The Signs as Cartoon Intros

Aries: [link]

Taurus: [link]

Gemini: [link]

Cancer: [link]

Leo: [link]

Virgo: [link]

Libra: [link]

Scorpio: [link]

Sagittarius: [link]

Capricorn: [link]

Aquarius: [link]

Pisces: [link]

me 11:59 September 30th

me 12:00 October 1st

it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?