hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting

please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about

the circle of life

it's time for top/bottom discourse to end. the only thing i want to hear about is which one is the sex crier.

trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

Oh my God BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOR

They're so fucking cute OHMYGOD!!

and I love that they're just so comfortable with each other there is no "hey what are you doing bro", Rhett just accepted Link's gonna sit in his lap and I love that.

Link is so fuckin adorable the way he jumps and squirms because he got scared and Rhett just keeps scaring him 🫠

They're so boyfriends, this is boyfriend behavior!!

ANDREW GARFIELD ━ 29th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (Februrary 26, 2023)

Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

If you live completely alone here’s your friendly reminder to step outside for a bit before the worse part of the existential dread starts to set in again.

You know the one. The layer underneath the regular existential dread that you only get to access if you don’t leave your apartment for three days.

Go to a coffee shop or walk your dog or something.

I’m obviously calling myself out here but seriously dude at least buy a soda from the 7/11 or something.

Talk to yourself out loud. Play your music out loud. Laugh out loud when the chance arises. That feeling when you haven't used your voice for a while, or the silence that comes from a lack of human voices is a one-stop ticket to The Dread.

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

i sincerely believe that “slut” is the greatest trait u can give a male character but they need to be pathetic and cringe fail about it