hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water

Sadly condoms don’t protect against them all

i like how this is technically an educational post

condoms can protect against them all. there’s only a risk when it breaks but condoms are the best foolproof way to protect yourself from STDs. you can add dams to it too for extra protection

No, no. Condoms do NOT protect against all STDs. Condoms only protect against STDs that transfer by bodily fluids/insertion you can still contract diseases spread through physical contact such as crabs. Its better than not wearing anything (female condoms work better at protecting yourself due to the added coverage) but the only foolproof way is to just not have sex.

oh damn, you’re right. i almost overlooked those

anything that manifests in the general pubic area and not specifically on the penis ( = the condom covered area) condoms arent that effective such as Herpes, certain kinds of HPV and anything that causes warts, sores etc.. so get your vaccines on the ones you can, wear condoms and be aware when you are touching new gentals :)

I honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible i just want to travel the world but i want someone by my side along my journey 

So much pain

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

Comeuppance

Fastest way to this circle of Hell: Hold up the queue at the post office enganging in idle chit chat with the cashier about old times while counting out your 1,500 pennies to pay for a book of stamps.

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i need attention from the right person 24/7 or i will die

I think the scariest thing in this world is you never know someone’s true intentions with you

I’m the perfect size to fit in your arms.

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

this is it

everyone else can go home now

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time