"I could fix her" "I could make her worse" Well I could take her to build a bear

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req'd by @wolvereaux

TRU

text: Love is stored in the friend who reads your fanfiction

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

lifeonthe_ranch_

@smallsith thank you for reminding me that I had this animation ready but completely forgot to post it lol

Baldur’s Gate 3: But Make it Cats🐱

Ah, what a stretchy guy! They seem to be a black silver self tortoiseshell with low white! Wow!

The skrunkliest of all coat colors, apparently! A dust bunny! Found under a basement shelf! Knocked off the blade of a ceiling fan! Came from beneath the stove! A real sleeps behind the fridge type of girl.

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that

POV: Du bist Angela Merkel und hast gerade nach der Bundestagswahl 2021 zum letzten Mal das Kanzleramt verlassen

@echteschnitte​ SDJKGBDSKFHEURFERBKAGFB

@echteschnitte​ danke, dass du deine Erkenntnisse mit uns teilst.

Wenn sie mit Luigi spielt, wär Joachim sauer.

I’m such a hypocrite. Here I am, running around reblogging pics and gifs of Leo Hölzer and tagging them with ‘let him rest’, as if I’m not out here high-key hoping he’ll get kidnapped by Uncle Boris and his cronies come January!

Still, he’d probably have lots of time to rest, tied to a chair in a cellar somewhere in the German countryside, right??

(Plus, we deserve to see Adam going absolutely feral trying to get him back. You know. As a treat.)

open window save me. save me open window

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.