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Sure. Fine. Whatever.

@celestialsmoothie / celestialsmoothie.tumblr.com

Sarah, 23, College DJ, Lost Sailor Scout, Basically Wonder Woman, X Files and Twin Peaks stan. USA. Any questions, just ask.
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you already know what the fuck is going on

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vader, with poise and elegance, gliding like a caped shadow: alert my star destroyer to prepare for my arrival
kylo, slipping down the hallway like a 4 year old in socks: PREPARE MY SHIP!!

vader, calmly and professionally: there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the millennium falcon

kylo, hysterically having a meltdown in front of the entire fleet: blow that piece of junk—OUTTA THE SKY!

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christopher nolan: this is my colonoscopy shot using 51078px imax film

the academy: please fuck my wife

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not to sound like a salty fuck or anything but why does skinner get a sex scene as a season 3 opener with a woman he picked up in a bar and mulder and scully can’t get one after being in love for eleven seasons and two movies

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