Sip Slow, Live Fast

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

lol.

YOU BETTA FUCK IT UP SIS!!!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees black excellence

if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me

i hope you find $20 on the ground today

Lmao

OMFG

coversation partners

*gently touches face and whines*

4:31am (via gay-pls)

dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

thousands

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

@ jesus help

Oh lord

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Fingers crossed.

πω ρε φιλε ειναι αληθεια δουλευει αυτο ναι ρε πουστη μου εγινεεε αυτο που ευχηθηκα :D

Let’s tryyy

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