I Don't Know What to Tell You

FIREFLY (2002) — “Objects in Space”

[Crowley]

Golden Rule, motherfucker.

FALLOUT 1.08

GOOSE THE FLERKEN CAT

CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) Dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

NIMONA (2023) | dir. Nick Bruno & Troy Quane

FARSCAPE | 2.15 WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN

Common Padloper aka Parrot-beaked Tortoise (Homopus areolatus), family Testudinidae, found in southern coastal regions of South Africa

photograph by M. Burger

read something recently that said a majority of people don’t have a wall clock these days, thought it was interesting since I’ve always considered it an essential and functional piece of home decor.

Blue Viper

the cis are doing gender essentiallism about dogs in my workplace

"why do people always think my pit bull is a boy, she has a girl face" girl what the fuck are you talking about

"yeah, she does have the expressions of a female dog" what does that even fucking mean??

boss she's a dog. she's got a pibble brick head. they all look like that

You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.

I’m not good with people.

I never have been. I’ve tried, but I’ve never been good with people. I’m always saying the wrong thing, and usually I don’t know what the wrong thing was until a lot later, until I’m thinking about what I said. In the town I grew up in, I was known for being simple.

I don’t think I am, but I understand why they think that- I’m not good at making the words in my head match the words I say.

But I am good with animals. Always have been. Lots of people are, I’m not special, or anything. Mam taught me.

Animals speak their own language, and it’s a lot simpler to figure out. They’re not people, they don’t understand us. A lot of people who are bad at animals expect that. They think an animal should understand them perfectly. They think animals have human impulses, human urges, a human understanding of the world.

And they don’t.