Hiro Mashima really designed characters like this:
and people think they're straight? People really look at Sting, with his little crop top and fancy ass gloves, and think straight? People really look at Rogue, with his cape and his fucking katana that he has never used and literally only carries around for the aesthetic, and think straight? People really listened to Rogue literally say "as long as I have Sting watching my back, nothing can touch me. If I am destined to be tainted by evil, then at least I'll have his light nearby to strike me down" and think heterosexuals? Like, are we watching the same anime