my hand to God the episode where Mulder's ex-partner steals his notes and while his buddy is in the process of presenting Mulder's profile as his own and taking the credit and after like three sentences in the middle of the meeting Scully snaps her head round to Mulder because she knows. literally she's ON TO IT all outraged "THAT'S YOUR PROFILE!" literally completely unprompted I am telling you that is true love right there. I'd recognise your behavioral profile of a homicidal maniac anywhere anytime baby. Who was Chris Carter trying to fool anyway? smh.

John Carpenter's reaction to Godzilla Minus One winning Best VFX at the Oscars is so heartwarming to me.

He would've been eight years old when he saw the original American release of the first film. In his preteens, he was making short claymotion movies with his favorite movie monsters, including Godzilla. He's been a fan of this series since the inception, and it just won its first Oscar. He must've been feeling like a kid again.

Godzilla always wins!! Congrats Minus One!

GET ITTTTTTTTT

You know I will actually

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

i think we as a society need more lesbian vampires in media

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

I pray that whoever reads this, God heals whatever is hurting you

“That sounds like a good idea…….”-“Is there something bothering you with the idea?”-“No, the idea is GOOD…..🙂”

Can someone explain this to me?

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

and what they mean is

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you