Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol
life is like a giant mushroom
Explain
I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave
And she's right
The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen
Well done
bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes
im summoning the hoes fool
The inherent embarrassment in desiring anything
when u see my husband on queer eye in ten years know that he actually dresses nice and can cook and go to the theatre and that he is only pretending to be schlubby bc our kink is conning five nice gay men with netflix money into redoing our living room and that this is all a very elaborate sexy roleplay for us
Highly successful honeybee
thank you people who are nice to
me and not mean
i like that
jiggle your phone right now
*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*
the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s
the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af
They lived with a sentient disembodied hand
that’s just how goths are sometimes
this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude
Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.