Walter Crane, The Lady of Shalott, 1862

“ Beneath the moon, the reaper weary

Listening whispers, ' 

'Tis the fairy,       

Lady of Shalott.' “

Witches’ Sabbath, 1798. Francisco Goya. Museo Lázaro Galdiano, Madrid

Something wicked this way comes

Ursula K. Le Guin refuses to blurb a story collection with no female writers. 

“Gentlemen, I just don’t belong here.” This is what a badass sounds like. 

Baller 

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mulder: isn’t it odd people remember them as the berenstein bears even though they’ve supposedly been the berenstain bears since the beginning?

scully: well names that sound similar to berenstain are frequently spelled ending in s-t-e-i-n so it’s not surprising people would assume-

mulder: we switched universes around 10 years ago and the government knows it 

Literally had this conversation last night. I am Scully and juliagoolia999 is Mulder.

You probably won’t see this since you’re never on tumblr… But juliagoolia999 you need to see this.

#dying #lollzz

WOT HUMOUR № 42

Nynaeve tries to join other great quests by sidious

2. The Fellowship of the Ring Nynaeve : Where am I? Aragorn : You wish to help us find the One Ring? Nynaeve : Do you mean a One Power ring, an angreal, or is it a metaphor? Legolas : Do not sport with us, woman. Nynaeve : Don’t you woman me, girly boy.

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Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

Haven’t they held Congress hostage long enough?

Yes

Can I have a dog please?

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