SPN on Avenue Q

This took me so fucking long and I’m so sorry

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

Did Disney live next to the Warner brothers??

@belle-fleur-sauvage

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

Every damn thing on here except for the apple product

I would also like to add

I missed most of this stuff but i still made marker swords 👍

This post is Fucking me up, good.

I remember all of this, except for the two computer games. Hell, I still like cosmic brownies. That shit is good.

That was…visceral. In how it so suddenly brought back so much.

Literally almost every single one.

I remember every last one. Omfg

I’m so glad I experienced all of this

ADELE BROKE THE GRAMMY IN HALF SO SHE CAN SHARE IT WITH BEYONCÈ

This is literally what happened

@ non voters, 3rd party voters, trump voters

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

when ya homie bout to win a fight

Oh… no no no

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

Ok but he would totally admit at an interview to standing in front of a mirror trying to compare his butt to Batman’s to see if his match the grainy photos that pop up online. AND he would joke and say he’s developed this complex about it because now when he catches people staring at his ass, he isn’t sure if they’re checking him out or comparing it to Batman’s.

And then!! For Halloween, Bruce decides to make Batman his costume and wears his very first batsuit. The gray sweater, the half-assed batmask…and a utility belt full of cash, candy, and frozen martini pouches. Everyone at the party thinks it’s HILARIOUSLY except for Joker, who crashes the party, but gets so upset at Bruce Wayne’s stupid sense of humor that he actually leaves with the single consolation prize of a gold necklace.

But of course, the conspiracy theorists who are pro-Bruce is Batman go nuts over comparing Bruce’s jawline to Batman’s, claiming it’s irrefutable proof. But then one day, actor Ben Affleck decides to troll the online community and tweets a photo of himself wearing a decent Batmask with the caption “I am Batman.” The jaw lines are once again identical and the Internet explodes with pictures of Affleck’s butt to see if it is a match to Batman’s.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT

“Serves 5-6”

That’s just a suggestion, right?

spot the difference

I wonder what cats dream of?

I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

#hades probably double knots his laces

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

Filed under: Favorite Myths

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

I love this post every time I see it.