My bra size is C-4 for these bomb ass titties

it’s christmas eve you know what that means

time to shoot god in the head

MERRY CRISIS, THIEVES

NOW LET’S KILL GOD

Lost in Thoughts All Alone - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Original Soundtrack

after 300 yrs i finally made the tarots i have drafted i mean there are probably like a hundred versions going around BUT !!

top 5 asks → @alixmayhew asked: my top 5 dishonored missions

Mass Effect Andromeda - Golden Worlds

Full set.

This was an idea I have been obsessed with ever since finishing the game; loving space age travel art as much as I do, I couldn’t help but wonder about the Initiative’s tourism advertising revving up once viability was green across the board and Meridian was secured. Almost all of the formerly busted Golden Worlds, now fully habitable and relatively safe - what would the visual explosion of their marketing look like? So I went ahead and gave it a shot.

Post-ending travel ads for the Golden Worlds of the Heleus Cluster, with a bonus appearance from Aya. I released these in 2 installments, but I decided I wanted to look at them all together. Super proud of these.

Prints available!

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

this video is what dnd feels like

Self explanatory sadness…

Happy N7 Day

Happy N7 Day, Andromeda had its flaws as every other Bioware release that came before it but it was still a great and entertaining game with a strong cast of lovable characters, an interesting new story and a refreshing new protag and it didn’t deserve most of the shit it got just because people couldn’t handle the fact that Shepard’s story was over.

It’s N7 Day 🌌 Say KEELAH SELAI 🙏 ⛪ to your friends and shove an ENTIRE mass relay 🚀✊ up your ass 🍑 😩 👍💯💫 and don’t forget to grab the nearest Turian DICK 🍆👌 in calibration 🎉…. Er… Celebration 🎉 🎉 🎉

The Empress

Bittersweet relatable cringe

me: doesn’t wear a helmet in the game because I spent a good hour making that character

Akira: Count me in.