me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

What a ho ho horrible year

I pray that you are always okay.

methinks….people underestimate how makeup is an actual real psychological trauma and im not being hyperbolic. being incapable of seeing your bare face in the mirror w/o being shook to your core and spiralling into a chain of negative emotions that ruins the rest of ur day? viscerally fearing being observed w/o makeup so much it informs how and when and IF you dare to move in public spaces? how many women fear intimate relationships bc they cant stomach the thought of someone seeing them w/o makeup? being so alienated from your own body that either exposing it or being exposed to it renders u depressed disturbed and disgusted sounds like textbook trauma responses to me

this post shot me in the stomach with a sawed off shotgun.

the curiously tender connection between serbian/croatian/bosnian ‘volim te’ (i love you), polish ‘wolę ciebie’ (i prefer you) and proto-slavic ‘velě̀ti’ (to want, to choose). i love you and thus i want you, i choose you, i prefer you above all else.

i love this site bc everyone straight up encourages being out of your goddamn fucking mind

My most toxic trait is hating when other people are in the kitchen

Later:

#A GIANT CARRYING A FIREARM #I love how literally no one he encounters thinks illya is an actual human #how does he even get assigned undercover missions #everything about him is the opposite of subtle #just got insulted? lemme go beat the shit out of three random guys in the men’s bathroom #someone wants to mug me and I’m supposed to let it happen?  NYET I AM RUSSIAN YOU DARE TO MUG ME?  I MUG /YOU/ #*judo chops the dude in the throat* #out of ammo?  no prob I’ll just hURL THE NEAREST VEHICLE AT THEM #he has no chill #like zero chill #honest to god walking disaster #I love him #the man from u.n.c.l.e. (x)

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

(via wondertrevsource)

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

You mean this sign?

Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"

Stay seated, not yeeted

This is an outrage!

She had third degree burns on her genitals, needed a skin graft to repair the damage and was permanently disfigured, and left disabled for two years. Part of her original $20,000 claim was for her daughter's lost income while she cared for her. Also, there were 700 previous complaints of people being burned by McDonald's coffee, which they quietly paid off. They offered Liebeck $800.

Stella Liebeck was 79 years old at the time of the incident, and the settlement helped her pay for a live-in nurse as she was partially disabled for two full years after being so badly burned she went into shock. She passed away in 2004 with little to no quality of life per her own daughter. She originally sought $20,000 dollars to cover her eight day hospital stay (including skin graphs) and compensation for her daughter's lost wages after she spent three weeks providing round-the-clock care.

Incidently, liquids served at 190 degrees is capable of causing third degree burns--which cause severe, permanent damage all the way to the muscle layer--within 3 seconds of contact with human skin. If you have a strong stomach, you can even find photographic evidence of her wounds with a quick google search. This didn't stop almost every major news outlet perpetuating MacDonald's coordinated smear campaign against her. MacDonalds' justification for this was basically, well, all fast food is hot and we have better things to worry about. Literally. This deliberately manufactured overly litigious gold digger stereotype is still remembered today via the Stella Awards, which mocks all the "frivolous" lawsuits against your favorite brands. Named after a little old lady who was permanently disfigured and handicapped from a ridiculously dangerous product.

Classy.

Never, ever take a corporation's side over a private citizen when lawsuits are involved.

She eventually died under the care of a live-in nurse from infection complications due to the fact that the damage had to be treated repeatedly over multiple years. While being mocked *worldwide* and constantly hassled by the media. The last few years of this woman's life were a miserable hell because McDonald's was too cheap to pay her medical costs when she asked.

Not just that--the last few years of her life were miserable because McDonald’s was too cheap to throw away old coffee. 

Gen Z is fucked because they don’t consider actions to be inherently evil but only evil within the context of people they deem “deserving” of punishment, so now everyone’s a psychopathic little busybody with a hero complex thinking they can play judge, jury and executioner.

Remember those two ladies at Disneyworld who somebody said “looked racist”? They weren’t wearing Confederate flags or Neonazi symbols on their clothes, they were just a couple of fat older women dressed in t-shirts and board shorts. So someone on Instagram deemed it perfectly acceptable to mock them for being fat and unattractive, because they were assumed to have been “deserving” of it.

The same mentality is used to mock poor people in the South. Again, because everyone in the South must be a racist redneck. So suddenly it’s fine to sneer at them having poor living conditions, their political needs not being listened to by the Democratic party, for natural disasters to ravage their homes etc. Because they’re obviously all racist, so it’s okay that they’re poor and suffering. They “deserve” it.

Do you understand why this whole “It’s okay if I do this to the right people” mentality is totally fucked up? You’re acting bigoted to people and justifying it by associating them with a negative trait. Which is exactly what racists do. What homophobes do. Literally the actions of the people you think deserve every kind of misery, you are doing that yourselves.

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Okay but ngl I feel this unironically