“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

Simu Liu by Mary Ellen Matthews for SNL.

10 years ago, I actually had a job dressing up as Spider-Man for kids birthday parties. I’ll never forget this one birthday boy- his name was Trevor, and I don’t want to say anything bad about him, but let’s just say he was a real Trevor. 

He kept kicking my shins and screaming “You’re not Spider-Man! You’re not Spider-Man!” Look, I don’t know if you’ve ever been kicked by a 7 year old while wearing a $30 Walmart Spider-Man suit, but it will break you. It will break your spirit. 

But it also lit a fire under me, and I don’t know where he is now, but Trevor, if you’re watching, I just want to say…

my valentine haul 💌

rufus shinra // final fantasy vii remake

“fired for his shirt” okay… Can’t even call it how it is..

this is what dreams are made of

i nominate november 5, 2020 as the single most buckwild night in internet history

me logging on and seeing this first: haha what

me thirty seconds later:

Okay so here's the list I have (not chronological), what am I missing?

People are gonna be remember remember the fifth of November -ing for a different fucking reason now

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

every single one of his stories ends with “and then the thing mysteriously disappeared”. i think its fair to say hes putting a base amount of effort into the concept and maxing out on execution

To be fair, most horror writers go the same route…

My husband is outside humming something that sounds like a mix of “This is Halloween” and “It’s the most wonderful time of the year” while turning the front yard into something that wouldn’t look out of place at a haunted house attraction and he’s just so cute when he’s happy. 

We have WAY more skeletons than I ever remember us buying. 

And I have no idea where he got a clown costume and a wig because I do not remember ever seeing it before.

This is approximately 25% more skeletons than I knew we had

He’s installing lighting effects now and muttering about a fog machine.

The clown skeleton is chasing a dog skeleton who has his missing leg in its mouth.

When your husband has way more skeletons than you remember then maybe be worried a bit.

I trust him enough to know that if he has to kill someone it’s for good reason and they probably had it coming. 

Also, the life sized horse skeleton is named Binky, and no fewer than twelve cars have stopped to yell “DUDE THAT’S COOL” out the window. He’s very pleased with himself. 

So this is what our house is gonna look like until Yule.

Uta no Prince sama- Beautiful moment (St☆rish 1/2)

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

you missed the best part 

10-09-20

Leif Erickson Day