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Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

"My parents know."
"Don’t go."
"You’re under arrest."
"Just let me die."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"Make me."
"Kiss me you idiot."
"I didn’t do it."
"That isn’t mine."
"Marry me?"
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Be mine."
"You owe me."
"Just relax."
"I already regret this."
"Where are my clothes?"
"You could have killed someone!"
"I think I broke it."
"Do you love me?"
"We need to talk."
"Never again."
"Do I know you?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"Well that was unexpected."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"I just want to cuddle."
"I can’t even look at you."
"What happened to you?"
"Don’t you dare."
"I missed you."
"This stays between us."
"I need a hug."
"I could kill you!"
"Kiss me."
"You’re so weird."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"You coward."
"You’re all out of ____."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"This seems familiar."
"You lied to me!"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Is that my shirt?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Explain yourself."
"Where were you?"
"You drive me crazy!"
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Just leave me alone."
"I need a drink."
"What were you thinking?"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I’m going to be sick."
"For you, I would _____"
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Give it back."
"I have to go."
"Shut up and listen."
"Do you remember this?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"Take responsibility."
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Give me another chance."
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"You mean everything to me."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I miss you so very much."
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"Just five more minutes."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"What are we doing here?"
"Do you trust me?"
"That sounds painful."
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"That was a bad plan."
"That looked easier on TV."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"I didn’t know you could do that."
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lotad

mods are asleep post crazy frog’s d*ck

i can’t believe y’all leaked gdragon’s nudes

#TeamTinyMeat

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crssh

                                 HUG ME  I’ve got a Crush  on you.

It’s Crush here, and I’m lookin’ for some good people. Of any type. Diversity’s the spice of life, right? I don’t suggest actually trying to eat life. It’s more metaphysical, ya know? But let’s spice it up regardless. Do you follow me? You should be following me. There’s a button for that. Click, click!

                                                    x x x x

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gayblowjob

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

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