La virgen...

A wizard in real life

THIS IS WHY CLOWN MAGIC IS REAL MAGIC AND SHOULD BE TAUGHT AT THE WIZARD COLLEGES LIKE EVERY OTHER CLASS INCLUDING NECROMANCY @wizard-council-bureaucrat

WE ARE NOT LETTING THE CLOWNS INTO THE WIZARD COLLEGES. DO YOU WANT THEM CROSS-TRAINING IN NECROMANCY? AGAIN?

god forbid clowns do anything 🙄

piggy spa

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Literally a perfect creature

Literally a perfect creature

As much as he hates rain, he really doesn't mind snow much at all.

simply dont monday

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

you are all. correct.

hey. don’t cry. pit bulls in jackets, okay?

you won’t believe this

This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

I’d watch this religiously

kill them with kindness? WRONG! medical malpractice 💉🩸💉🩸💉🩸🩻🫀🩸🫀🩸💉🫀🩸🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩸🩻🫀💉🫀🩸🫀💉🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🩻💉🩻🩸🫀💉🩸🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉💉💉💉🫀🩻💉🩻🩸🫀🩻💉🫀🩻🫀💉🫀💉🫀🩻🩻🩻🩸🫀💉💉🩻🫀🩸🫀🩻🩻🩻🩻🩸🩻🩻💉🫀🫀🫀

decadence

Oscar's first experience with the fireplace

Continuing adventures in Ultimate Coziness™️

(don't worry, he and the blanket/bed are a safe distance from the fireplace)

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

I've only seen Sparky do this once before. Kinda send like at 10 years old he wants to make his first nest 🐰🤣

the transition im crying

He's going through his punchy phase