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My Roommate Is Ridiculous

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Adorable and absurd things that my roommate does like they're perfectly normal.
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knitmeapony

I think you also admired the cabbage chair and wished it was real? The internet just recced me Green Philosophy Company, which has many plant and especially succulent shaped pillows. This delights me and I think you might also appreciate them.

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AAAAAH THIS IS SO GREAT!!!

Look at this!! https://www.greenphilosophy.co/products/moonstone-succulent-plush-misty-moondust

I just wanna smush it on my faaaaaaaace

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This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

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How to make succulent babies!

Step 1: Pick leaves Gently twist the leaf near the base, it should snap off the plant cleanly. Good cuttings will be slightly rounded at the ends, and have no ‘open’ wound:

Bad cuttings will not grow, you need to make sure the whole leaf comes off in one go. Bad leaves are jagged, torn, or cut:

Step 2: Lay all cuttings inside on a piece of cloth. I usually put a piece of old scrap material down on my desk and lie all the leaves out in rows. I try not to pile up the leaves, as this tends to promote rot. Do not water at all. AKA no misting the leaves, no watering the leaves, nothing. Everything the baby succulent needs to grow is stored in the mother leaf, watering may rot the leaf before the new plant is big enough to survive on its own! Make sure the leaves aren’t in direct sun, as they will wither before they form new plants. Filtered light from a window is strong enough!

Step 3: Waiting After about 4 weeks you will start to see the first signs of life. The leaf may send out roots first, it may start to grow with no roots. Both are okay! 

Step 4: Planting (Start watering once a week at this stage) After 6-8 weeks the baby succulents will be big enough to plant outside! I do this by placing the leaves on top of loose, sandy soil that has not been compacted. I do not bother burying the leaves, as it tends to do more harm than good (you may snap roots/damage new shoots in the process):

I place all the plants together, they don’t really seem to mind! These is how they look after about 10 weeks:

When the plants are big enough, the mother leaf will shrivel up and start to die off:

TADA! You’ve created baby succulents :)

I’m sorry, this is a very beautifully illustrated, informative plant post, but every time I read “Make succulent babies” I put the emphasis on the wrong part of the phrase and expect something.. very… different.

For any gardening witches out there!

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Because no gifset could do Terry’s monologue justice.

This may be the most important 3.5 minutes of television in years.

This episode needs multiple awards, and so does Terry Crews for his delivery.

this episode had me in tears. how long have we been praying for things like this to be represented in a nuanced way? the conversation BETWEEN BLACK FOLKS, acknowledging generational differences in viewpoints, acknowledging that racial profiling and police brutality affects young black girls, addressing how police departments stifle progress through internal intimidation tactics, addressing the respectability politics and victim blaming that happens when black folks are targeted by police… for a half hour comedy B99 did a much better job of addressing police racism and brutality with this episode than any other tv show i’ve seen in recent years

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angermonkey

Real talk: one of the most important half hours of television talking about the black experience with law in America is the “Moo Moo” episode of Brooklyn 99.

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The preschool is buying heirloom sunflower seed in bulk. We’re going to make a ‘Sunflower House’.

@bacheloretteofscience THIS WORKS so well!

If you want to get super fancy, do a second ring on the outside of 4’ tall sunflowers then a third outer ring of the 1’ tall teddy bear sunflowers.  If there are any gaps you can interplant with cosmos, amaranth and nasturtiums or (if there are huge gaps) gourds.

My mom used to do this for me in the backyard as a kid- it really works and I always loved it! Spent so many summer days having tea parties with teddy bears in my sunflower house.

I always wanted one but then my mom told me it attracts bees so I was like “no thanks”

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bairnsidhe

It attracts bees?  Sign me the fuck up!

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My Roommate Has Thoughts

[Moderator's note: My roommate sent me this email today. I changed NOTHING except removing her signature.]
I just had a Tumblr comment-war in my head. ALL BY MYSELF.
It started with a snark-thought:
Yes, I eat, it’s a thing that humans do.
#food is not a crime
But then came the responses from the rest of the universe, starting with:
Humans! You think just because you walk and talk and operate heavy machery, oh, and f*** up the climate all on your own that everything is about YOU!! Goats and Horses and Cows and Rodents eat too, duh.
#yes all mammals
Then the reptiles:
Blood-temperturist much? Crocodiles and snakes have these big teeth for a reason.
#cold blooded, not fridged
And on and on down through Ameobas:
Dude, we’d eat ourselves if we could.
#primordial souper
Plants:
Animals! It’s bad enough that we’re fair game for a salad any time it’s convenient, but you forget that we not only make food, but we convert it into energy for ourselves. THAT’s EATING.
#self-sufficient #makers and takers #supping on the sun
Fungus:
While we fully respect our herby neighbors, we should remind them that we feed them too. Breaking down organic waste into food for us and SHARING it in a mutually beneficial arrangement per our ethical dedication to world peace on a microbic level.
#it starts small #one world #mushroom mushroom
Fine! I reply. All living things. I’m sorry I started this.
It is not enough.
Yeast:
Your science can’t decide if we’re even alive. Hellooo! But where do you think all that sugar goes? It becomes gas, right? That’s making from consuming, and per Plant’s argument, we’re included too.
#we’re really farting in your bread #dutchoven
The sun:
So, using up matter to create energy is eating? Boom.
#breakfasting before it was cool #haha, cuz I’m never cool, I create heat! Get it? #I don’t really understand hashtags.
Galaxies:
HA! We see you Sun and raise you, I dunno, like A BILLION.
Universe:
::points to comment above. Sassy head tilt. Mic drop::
Me:
OKAY THEN EVERYTHING. All of you are eaters, congratulations, I’m going to bed now.
#my brain is crazy.
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madqueenmomo

PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT GUARDIANS OF ARCADIA.

Remember when I said I didn’t know what to do because someone was using my art for a game that I was never paid for were I did a VERY large portion of the art used? And I asked to please not use my art?

As I posted in my other post about a month ago, I was invited to work on a game ( on Nov 5, 2012. i have the Deviantart log) but eventually had stop because of school but was constantly guilt tripped to go back to working on the game. I did SEVERAL pieces of art and even did texture maps for the 3D models you see in the trailer even though I had absolutely no training in that medium and even told him several times. Even though I told him I had to leave because of school he still would not stop contacting me to do art for the game. That’s when I asked him to please pay me for future commissions. I did agree to not post any art until after the Kickstarter (even tough he advertises Indigogo

)  went up in may to june of 2013. But he never did post the Kickstarter/Indigogo and then used my art for promotional purposes anyway without. he also guilt triped me into posting my real name and picture on the website even tough i was fully against it. he has treatend me (I have a log) saying that he would not hire me after the Kickstarter/indigogo that never happened because I refused to do art for him with out pay.

[1:41:56 PM] Mon- Mad King: anyway good luck with the project
[1:50:31 PM] Mon- Mad King: but yeah i cant helps you. sorry
[1:55:39 PM] Davis Andrade: I’ll pay you 20
[1:55:49 PM] Davis Andrade: that’s it
[1:57:26 PM] Mon- Mad King: im sorry i cant.
[1:57:37 PM] Davis Andrade: i’m saying 20 now
[1:57:55 PM] Davis Andrade: the 30 after KS
[1:58:07 PM] Davis Andrade: are you sure?
[1:59:03 PM] Davis Andrade: If you don’t do this
[1:59:31 PM] Davis Andrade: If the Kickstarter is successfull, I won’t hire you

Last year he contacted me again to do art for him even thought I asked for him to do do so and refused to do anymore unless he paid me. he paid half then stopped contacted me entirely until after he needed me again. I declined him and asked him to please pay me for the rest and never contact me again. he contacted me about last week to show me the trailer. i never agreed for my art to be used this way.

This is my proof ( but only of the art that have been made public but I have wip too of it) [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]

I have A LOT more concept art as well including works in progresses for things not shone. but I’m afraid to post it up with out getting into legal problems.I DO how ever have logs of discussions with this man. BUT I don’t know if I can’t post it as well.Honestly I’m just really scared because i don’t know what to do. Honestly he can keep the character designs, i just wish for him to stop using my art for promotion completely.

This post has 115 notes and already a load of people have commented on the posting “pay your artist” “downvoted, pay your artist” downvoted, stolen content"

Keep it up.

 KEEP IT UP

unless something went skewy with my browser, steam literally just removed a bunch of comments about this containing stolen artwork.

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orchaeus

It’s not your Steam glitching, comments are being deleted (for context, I’m Land.Shark on Steam). It’s possible the creator is deleting comments. HOWEVER, please, everyone, just keep reblogging and keep this non-violent.

Thank you.

As of July 13

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