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every time i see this fucking picture i am overwhelmed by the urge to make a bizarre, gutteral sound to accompany it.

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

wearing green is gay culture

this may sound like a shitpost but in the 19th century green carnations were a sign of being gay AND in ancient rome, yellowish-green clothing was a sign that a man was effeminate and therefore probably gay, so green is a gay color and only gay people can wear it now

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

Soccer Dad Gettin His

Turn up at the Hyundai dealership 

theladydiva:

i’ve been having these weird thoughts lately .

i’m lauihgign really hard i just wanted to screenshot an episode to explain soemthign and timmy’s dad’s fucking face 

DISNEY CHANNEL CHANGED THEIR LOGO

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL END OF MY CHILDHOOD

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