yall let the yodeling kid prosper but not this LEGEND???

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

Did the cat just give–

isnt that kid a drug addict now?

No. He is a national treasure.

We must protect him at ALL costs.

get ready for some weird fish content!!

My ass is always ready for weird fish content

Look at this pic!!! I’m totally upside-down!! 100% inverted!! Absolutely twisted!!! What the genuine FUCK is goin on here!!?!!?? lmao pretty wacky i think.

Oh my goodness! Are you… 

                                                 DEAD?!

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

I’m caught between desperately wanting us to find nothing big and expecting kaiju

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

I DEADASS NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WAS THE POST I REBLOGGED

True love. ❤️

guys i found the best one

we young but we stressing like we 40

When your mom is talking shit about you to your family & they turn & look at you

Three little sisters recreate movie scenes with their mom.

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