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the pokémon people:

everyone, immediately:

Um I will pet my Jolteon and you can’t stop me !

😭💦❤️❤️❤️

GIMMIE THE GOOD PUPPOS! T_T! 

potion that makes you breathe

It’s like the studio who makes the Pokemon anime doesn’t know how to draw Groudon

look at this

what a fucking disaster

Sailor Moon S, Episode 99: The Kindness of a Man! Yuuichirou, Heartbroken by Rei?

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.

I endorse evidence-based medicine, and evidence-based activism.

A Witness

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

look at my cat guys

you, doofus: haha joker stole waluigi’s smash invitation

me, smart:

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian

wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of a movie

Explain?? How??

You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”

how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

some hoes just know

Reblog if you’re a ho that knows

i find it really funny when people label damen as this big dumb meathead who only ever gets anything done because his Sassy Nerd Boyfriend does all the thinking. my boi is a tactical genius who was commanding armies as a teenager and bested the vere army like it was nothing. this is the dude who was stuck in a foreign land as a slave and managed to win himself an army through intelligence and bravery. damen of Akielos is a brilliant man who also is a giant puppy that loves to run around outside and wrestle naked.