“Guess who’s just got murdered?”

“Guys I got the whole thing planned”

“What kind of woman don’t have an axe”

“Whaaaat Terry loves yogurt”

“Gina the human form of the 💯 emoji”

“I’m in a state of joy”

Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago, Rosa Diaz, Terry Jeffords, Gina Linetti, Captain Raymond Holt and Cheddar by Gabriel Picolo

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me when i get money for my birthday

me 2 days later

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

Griffin: Here, let’s play a game. Guess how many unread emails– Rachel: Ohhh my god, Griffin… Griffin: –I have in my email box right now. Griffin: [singing] Guess how many emails, guess how bad a correspondent I am! Online, on the internet where nothing even matters at all. Rachel: [in the background] This is horrifying… Rachel: Uh, I’m gonna say 4,000. Griffin: Oh, more than that, babe. Rachel: Oh my god… Griffin: Oh noooo Griffin: [singing] 13,368 unread emails people worked on and sent me and I said ‘no thanks, I’m good’, without even clicking the email you worked on.

met a dumb ass today, awful

You looked in a mirror?

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

i’m not gonna finish reading this post because nothing it could possibly say is going to top this analogy 

Watch out for children!

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

why did it take me so long to realize?

me vague posting on Facebook when my friends and family won’t give me a $1500 cash gift for my wedding

Let’s get him some luck

credit

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

everyones forgetting the best part of the smash

tiny villager ready to knock your head off 

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

I

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist