goofy ass wizard

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

pull up his shirt play with his

you get it sid

sid where did you get this

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

something has certainly awakened. it is wide awake and loud, already. and, by god, is it an issue

Are you gonna eat that ---> (nothing left on the plate but crums) (you look backl and im ant)

every gif of tf2 characters making out looks like this too me

When worlds collide it'll blow your mind

@ new users remember to set your dash to chronological. I think old users will forget to tell you this because tumblr never randomly resets it like twitter does, so afaik literally everybody switched over to chrono as soon as they tried to introduce non-chrono, and then promptly forgot tumblr even has a non-chrono view. on tumblr we really dont do the “all mighty algorithm” thing.

INSTRUCTIONS

Account -> General Settings -> Dashboard Preferences -> Turn "best stuff first" toggle OFF

(And maybe mess with some other settings according to your preferences—I personally nixed "stuff in my orbit" and "based on my likes" because I only want to see bullshit from the people I follow, not the rest of the site's bullshit.)

And if you're on desktop, go download Xkit Rewritten too. It adds (and fixes) some site functionalities, a ton of us rely on it.

No access to photoshop rn had to make do with my phone's native image editing capabilities

When you put your sims to bed and it fast forwards and the stray animals you interacted with once let themselves into your house

"fun fact!" i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact