society starting going downhill when they removed the cd drives from laptops

bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!!

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

me: *thinks about love literally all day*

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?

me: ……no

brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???

this hit me like a bus

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

a detailed list of things I hate:

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

excuse me