memory rain ♥

[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

The planet Uranus. Taken on November 14th 2009 at 3:52 am. Using the 98 in Hooker telescope.

Me, with two nonbinary kids in the car, answering the phone: Hey, what's up?

My partner, trying his best but not used to using nonbinary pronouns: Hey, I'm on my way home. Have you dropped off the...thems...yet?

Me: I have not dropped off the thems yet, no. We're on our way, though.

The thems: uproarious laughter

sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. as if its my fault

LOVE YOURSELF

YES >:(

Some days it’s definitely like that.

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

*has my feelings surgically removed*

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

i woke up like this (anxious)

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying