cute pet names for your significant other :)

-You Fucking Worm -Potato -Helen -Dumper -Paul Blart Mall Cop -You Sloppy Son Of A Bitch -Dollar Dispenser -Mold

Did you see them going off to fight, children of the barricade that didn’t last the night.

i have these and i wear them almost everyday

Your life as a dog

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Jim Carrey Celeb Impressions From 1992

#the man gifted by god with a face made of rubber

do u ever stretch and it makes u feel like u got ur life together

Natalie Portman

This woman skipped a Star Wars premiere so she could stay home and study for her finals. 

How many of you guys knew that she went to Harvard and took a degree without taking a break from working as the amazing actress she is?

She also stated that she didn’t care about the time college would take from her career and that she’d rather be educated than famous.

Honestly guys, this woman should be an inspiration to us all.

natalie portman is an incredible woman. she’s also fluent in six languages aussi