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Psarahdactyl

@4dongs / 4dongs.tumblr.com

I'm Sarah, i take both my contacts out at the same time, im a wonderful seamstress, a designer in the making, and all i really want is an authentic moon rock
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A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Adventure time tho

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Mario 64: Chaos Edition

Nintendo 64 game mod from Kaze Emanuar is purposely designed to randomly glitch the appearance and game dynamics for a different experience - video embedded below:

I modified the original SM64 to randomly patch gameshark codes i found on the Internet (or made myself) to the game while the game is running. This resulted in a pretty funny, instable and frustrating game. Dont take this too serious and dont try to get any progress done in the game. you wont. http://www.mediafire.com/download/mzq… Note the following things: -dont crawl -dont walk through suspicious doors -if you softlock, wait ~20 seconds and you will most likely unlock. -the game will crash sometimes, so yeah… SURPRISE GAMEOVER!!

[h/t - tomhardyav]

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