Travelling through time and space

I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad

I find it combination kinda funny kinda sad

boomers love to praise me for my job in a "super important, high earning, irreplaceable" career field while simultaneously shitting on "those dumbass millenials with a liberal arts degree"... what do you think a linguistics degree is?

got my degree in libtardology from the university of obama

the only reason i ever miss high school is because it produced genuinely hellish photos such as this one

hey question why does your highschool classroom look like a concrete prison

I don't wanna burst any bubbles Wizard Shark, but a lot of American High Schools just kinda uh...Look Like That.

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don't know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been... like this

ok. :] ♥️

i want there to be more fanfic aus where everything is the same but for one minor detail. everything is the same but there’s sentient animals wandering around. everything is the same but everyone is called gerry. everything is the same but two characters are siblings for no reason

At the Minnesota Fringe Festival in 2018 there was a show called “Hamlet, But Hamlet’s a Chicken.” It was more or less what it said on the tin. They had made arrangements to borrow some therapy chickens, and for any scene that needed Hamlet, an affectionate handler gently carried in that day’s chicken (it would be one specific chicken for any given performance, but they didn’t have one chicken play Hamlet the whole time as that would have stressed out the chickens) and set her on the stage and then the chicken got to wander around and do whatever she wanted as the other actors did the scene.

There was also, I think, a scene with swordfighting where it was “the fight scene, but everyone’s using pool noodles” and some other similarly bizarre changes, but the MAIN thing I remember

was Hamlet’s soliloquy

because they just announced, “Hamlet’s soliloquy!” and then brought out the chicken and set her on the stage and then let her just hang out being a chicken for like FIVE MINUTES and the entire audience watched, completely riveted. It helps that chickens are cute. At one point she fluffed up her feathers and everyone gasped. A+ show, would go see it again.

Shout out to this one woman from Blair Witch Project. According to the directors everyone involved in the scene was a plant, except for her, some random woman from the real Burkitsville who was asked about the Blair Witch and immediately made up a story about seeing a documentary on the Discovery Channel about disappearing hunters. While carrying a child. Unsung MVP of horror

I met some older Doctor Who fans at a con this past weekend, and it was really fun to hear what it was like for them as American fans in the 70s-80s. One guy was telling me how when he was 12 and freshly obsessed with DW, his town didn't get PBS, but the nearby city did, so he built a ham radio aerial in his backyard and redesigned it from radio to video so he could pick up the signal. Another guy was in the same situation, and he figured out that the PBS signal from the city would bounce off a nearby mountain ridge, so he rearranged things in his house and moved his TV aerial around until he was able to get a fuzzy reflected signal to watch Doctor Who.

Had a long conversation with a fisherman once and it turns out they don’t!

According to him fish have a sense for uncanny valley and are actually pretty good at telling when a lure is fake. The only reason they still bite is because they do a little cost/benefit analysis in their heads and tend to er on the side of ‘well that’s definitely not my usual food but lets see if its edible anyway’ but they learn fast and wont bite the same lure twice

the thing is that there's a sucker born every minute, and this applies to fish too

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

Gift cards are tracked too, in case anyone thought they were clever like that.

uh, source?

Source:

the worst kind of social interaction you can have is when you don't know if you passed or failed it but you know you could have done better. like it was fine i guess but if someone shot me in the back of the head right now i wouldn't complain.

Every day I am haunted

it was PAINTED DIRECTLY ON HIS WALL

THE WALL OF HIS DINING ROOM

I really liked how this sticker turned out, so I'm posting it separately 🐍🕊️

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.