i’ll run away with you

The 3 genders

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

the thing is. when creatives pull the ‘(terrible person) but they’re a milf’ schtick it works on me!!!! every! single! time! oh a dictator :/ thats ba- oh? a dictator milf? a war criminal….. milf? why didnt you say so in the first place! im a gay man. btw.

When someone says “it’s within walking distance” how far is that for you and are you from the city or are the suburbs

for more than ten years now my peers have been asking me to have a strong opinion about harry styles and i am just. incapable of it. like uhh i don't like the way he dresses? that song that's like "none of your business" in the chorus is pretty okay? i'm sorry i truly and genuinely from the bottom of my heart have stronger opinions about literal oatmeal than i do about that lil british boy

might as well

[ID. Handwritten black text reading, "Cowboy says, you're gonna get over it someday you might as well get over it now." The background is white on the top half, and a black and white picture of a scrubby desert on the bottom. End ID.]

i love when movies are good they should do that more often

genuinely i believe ads are a form of psychic terror

oh you have stigmata? like you need glasses?

dude, in the most gay way possible, i think you look hot as fuck. kiss me bro

Pleaseeeeee help

congratualtions america. year of the girlboss <3

Kamala Harris becomes acting president every time Joe Biden goes to bed and she stays up

love is insane you feel like you’re always subtly asking “do you still love me even though i’m flawed” and the answer just keeps being yes

if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape