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ich bin ein Freak

@theyreonlynoodles / theyreonlynoodles.tumblr.com

My name is Oliver, 19, trans guy, total wuss. Single. Aquarius (Feb. 9th), INFP. My hobbies are Care Bears and Oingo Boingo. https://www.paypal.me/saccharineboy
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Krieger: There are so many ways to make life easier. Why eat 20 shrimp when you can eat one lobster? Why drink 20 glasses of milk when you can eat one raw cow udder? I mean-

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at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

im terrified

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foodforthot
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i had NO IDEA that Dreamworks movie about the holiday mascots flopped because all I saw on tumblr was anime renderings of Jack Frost for like a SOLID year

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