caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
[on a date]
me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-
JFK: blows your what
me:
JFK: say it
this is the greatest skit in the history of tv
Who said something bout oil bitch you cooking? 😂😂😂😂😂
Literally. This the best skit ever done.
There is some good in this world, Mister Frodo, and it is worth fighting for.
one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it
life during the cold war was just whatever
The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning
Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.
The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort
1961 Fender Esquire. Caramel goodness!
Old guitarist article about the Holy Grail ‘53 Tele…
This looks like my guitar
It hurts how relatable this is
#THE THING WITH HER TONGUE
mom is excited
Every day all day
Few seconds until happiness. Picture taken in 1955.
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never skip leg day
The Cabulco volcano in southern Chile erupted on Wednesday spewing a huge cloud of ash into the sky.