You get back here and say it proudly

Why the fuck is transfem tumblr going insane over this guy

>casually calls cops "pork"

>antigovernment charm

>redneck affinity for explosives

>autistic swag

>blatant disregard for the laws of the same government that's trying to oppress us

I could go on, but I don't think I have to

Also, hope to get one of those cop biting coyotes as a pet

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

Magic The Gathering

btw the meme in question:

and the song:

Will Graham will look at a crime scene and be like “this isn’t a murder, it’s a master’s thesis. our killer is getting their mfa in killing.” and everyone else will be like “ah yes of course. Murder Grad School. you’re a genius, Will.” and then Will goes to therapy and Hannibal is like “would you go to art school if you could, Will?” and Will looks up at him through his coquettish whore eyelashes and he goes “I’m more of a painter than a sculptor.” and Hannibal nods and takes notes but all his notes just say “Mrs. William Graham” in different cursive styles with hearts over all the i’s. and then Will drives home to Virginia and has a dream where he’s like sculpting a stag out of marble or something while he’s sweating through his only set of bedsheets. great show no notes love u Bryan Fuller <3

Uh oh! Looks like Spikey's gotten into our special "April 20th" stash! Oh Spikey!

there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

#it's me#I'm that person

this is not intended to be a funny quirky joke meme phrase it's a description of american or otherwise western gays with deeply imperialist and racist tendencies, you do not want to say you're this person

Genuinely can you shut the fuck up. do you hear yourself rn

@clarissa39 are you sure you kicked the racism and imperialism? Cause it sure doesn't fucking seem like it

Yeah you're right, it's an ongoing process to correct my attitudes and it's going to take a lot of time and effort but is very much the right thing to do. What I mean here is what I have done and been complicit in in the past doesn't go away because I'm getting better and trying to correct my past errors.

Also because I was involved in the YPG in Syria as an irregular, so an illegal combatant...you know, a war criminal

Like very literally this is why I joke about it.

you could've led with that last part and saved everyone a lot of trouble but it is admittedly very funny that you didn't

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

the liberal media doesn't want you to know this but some redneck shit actually rules

It's kind of weird that afaik no drugs that are just like " good for a fun time but not really euphoric " the way weed and alcohol are have been discovered in the modern age. Like there's the novel hallucinogens but those are like. Kind of a whole thing in a way weed and alcohol aren't. What's up with that. Like. I guess the thing is alcohol basically has all your noneuphoric (well, very mildly) depressant needs covered. So it makes sense there's no market there. But weed is sort of a special effect. I can imagine a drug with a different special effect. And yet it hasn't been found. I guess there's no pharmaceutical market and outside pharma the drug research is mostly just variations on a theme? Also you couldnt discover such an effect with animal testing. Cuz like. You don't know if a mouse is having a chill hang

we gotta fund research on mice that gives them a chill hangout spot and somerat friends with grass and a few fun research chemical water bottles and maybe a subwoofer