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shouty-y
Me: *sees fav char*
Me: that me
Me: also my husband
Me: my son
Me: my everythi
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rottendoc
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cassienx

cucumbers!!!

cucumbers have 16 calories per 100g. that means you could literally eat a kg worth of cucumbers in one day and your intake will be 160 calories. considering 1 large cucumber is around 300-350g you could eat three cucumbers in one day. that’s so filling, especially because cucumbers contain loads of water. you could even eat 6 ENTIRE cucumbers in a day and still have eaten less calories than are in one single, sad piece of pizza.

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spongebobssquarepants

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*
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