Would you like a nice egg in this trying time?

how nolan intended it

Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences

Like. Kyrgyzstan and Switzerland?

Miami and the Gold Coast (in Aus)

New Zealand and Oregon

The great plains and the Russian steppe

India and fiji

Gonna consolidate a couple additions/recommendations from others

Napa Valley, California and Tuscany, Italy

Appalachians in America and the Grampians in Australia

Black sand beach in Iceland and New Zealand

Aurora borealis and australis

Congo and Amazon rainforest/river

desert roads in Australia, South Africa, Argentina, and Mexico

Mountains in France and Korea

hate being shy at my grown ass age

i tried drawing a frog for the first time and idk what went wrong

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

Zendaya owns 2019: Spider-Man FFH, her Met Gala look, ZENDAYA x TOMMY HILFIGER COLLECTION, her performance in Euphoria and the song she sang with LABRINTH, her RED HAIR, her multiple photo shoots and looks she’s BEEN serving, etc.

Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her abusive husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband or B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor.

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

Good boy

Lassie’s gritty reboot.

I’m

John wick opposite universe

BALL.

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

This is great. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2V0QJJx

s t o p

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

*you’re doing amazing sweetie*.gif