Pouty lip McGee
Tyler Seguin
@audreyrochon And this is how I died
Smirkasaurus Rex
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@audreyrochon It's a very dangerous dinosaur, when you look at him, you die because he is to pretty
NHLers and the Olympics (hypothetical)
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Alex Ovechkin goes to the Olympics. No one questions his many carry on bags, or why one looks suspiciously like Nicklas Backstrom.
The NHL is curious as to why Henrik Lundqvist has been playing so poorly for the Rangers during the time of the Olympics. Joel Lunqvist must be feeling off too..he called in sick to work all month.
Carey Price builds a small wall in his net, then leaves and goes to the Olympics. No one notices the difference.
Sidney Crosby wants to go to the Olympics but he does not want to let down the Penguins or break the rules. Fleury and Letang put melatonin in Crosbys PB&J. He wakes up on the Plane next to to Jamie Benn.
A displeased Jamie Benn is duck taped to a giggly Tyler Seguin.
Brent Burns smuggles Joe Pavelski to the Olympics in his beard.
Shea Weber fires a fake slap shot. It fake hits Markov, Plekanec and Pacioretty. They are all out for the month with fake and vague injuries. They get fake beards and go to the Olympics under fake names.
Erik Karlsson is very handsome. He tells the league he is going to the Olympics, they are distracted by all the handsome and tell him its fine.
No one wants to have to tell Tuukka Rask he cant go to the Olympics, so no one does.
wjc game pace VS me, tryna breathe and stay alive AND keep up with the game
“once you begin to want for them what you want for yourself, that is brotherhood.”
@franches2713 AWWWWN :’(
@audreyrochon YOU SHOULD WRITE ON HIM!!!
what each sign wants for christmas
aries: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
taurus: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
gemini: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
cancer: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
leo: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
virgo: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
libra: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
scorpio: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
saggitarius: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
capricorn: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
aquarius: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
pisces: montreal canadiens head coach michel therrien to be fired
@audreyrochon YASSSSS
@audreyrochon Y'A PARROS!!!
Me
@audreyrochon That's you! 😂😂
Here’s a list of some hockey players who actively support trump
@audreyrochon Pickel, Hanifin et Pépé Gonchar ont perdu beaucoup de mon respect
Carey Price after making 40 saves and recording his 37th career shutout
@franches2713 HAHAHAHAAHHAA
@audreyrochon C'est genre nous autre ça 😂😂😂
Brendan Gallagher on his relationship with Alex Galchenyuk (via gallylove) @audreyrochon Bin voyons! Chucky et Gally, c'est tout à fait nous! 😂🤓
Carey Price, team player.
Canadiens’ 2016-17 home opener | 18/10/2016
The Gallagher evolution
@audreyrochon That's call puberty