loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

why do u guys think intrusive thoughts are shit like “hnnhnnnng Ball” its literally like. unwanted thoughts about poisoning dinner guests or killing your children or incest like its not some Fun Haha Relatable Mental Illness feel! its vey stressful and theyre almost impossible to get rid of

Image Description: me forcing all of my friends to listen to the only music that matters anymore

the fact that cars have horns is absolutely goddamn astounding to me like theyre basically functionally useless except as a Rude Bitch button

seriously its one in the morning and i cant stop fucking thinking about this who looked at this stupid metal horse and decided it would be a good idea if it could scream at people

it is a fundamental human impulse to scream at people and technology has only ever facilitated this impulse 

god youre right youre so right

the hewwo meme was funny for a while but you all are overdoing it. no finesse. no subtlety. disgraceful

i am so fucking sowwy…. pwease fowgive me…

#mood

Today I, a grown-ass woman, started crying in a Petco because they had a cat whose birthday is today and the sign said she just wants a birthday party

anyways, i need attention, so write that down,

People who make hades the bad guy and only unattractive god in a movie are cowards, its 2018, it’s time to grow up and blame zeus for everything

new discourse

what do u guys call these? i call them woggles

breakfast

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand