when u and ur friends go out to the woods in the night to scream

when u find out ur friends went in the woods to scream without u

self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob

this is the funniest tweet I have ever seen

My fucking hero forever.

Forever my queen

I love evil women. Maybe some day I’ll marry one and she’ll kill anyone who’s ever said a bad thing about me. Cute

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

The reaction to Amber Rose’s post and the #AmberRoseChallenge makes me want to grow my pubes out for the rest of my life.

a humanitarian