my apologies siobhan thompson i was not familiar with your sapphic swag

murph: you gotta honor the cock

everyone else:

“zara kept me engaged, and not just because she’s a hot goth.”

“attractive bard teacher.”

emily axford is speaking through fig for sapphics everywhere and i thank her for that.

pov: ur brennan lee mulligan and u just got got by zac oyama

copy THAT, motherfucker

ain't this what goes on in that book about the gay necromancers

friendship is stored in the matching bracelets

spruced this up :]

why did brennan pronounce ketchup like that

saw this post on twitter and wanted to draw Pyrrha in this shirt

and some more nona stuff

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

‘Premier trouble du coeur’ by Charles Louis Baugniet (Belgian, 1814–1886)

top 5 scariest things to do

whats the 5th one????????

too scary and i wont be saying it

drew some nona between working on my dissertation <3

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

Woman murders man in broad daylight

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior