you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
My dysphoria: boobs no :(
My sexuality : boobs yes :)
LINGUISTS SHOULD WEAR HATS
Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.
it should just be concerts art and friends forever but SOMEONE had to go and come up with capitalism. so.
Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead
I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.
oh to be a teenager with green hair going with a friend to the bookstore, your mom trailing behind you
had a 3am borderline religious experience yesterday bc an insta reel of annenmaykantereit performing als ich ein kind war came up while i was laying in bed, drunk, doom scrolling. i watched it ten times, then listened to the whole song, went to bed and woke up a changed person fr
lotta posting about it but this is the celibacy website so:
Serval (Leptailurus serval), MELANISTIC, family Felidae, Amboseli National Park, Kenya
Photograph by nicolas.urlacher.photographer
If you asked me to describe this beast I would have to say that it is “not entirely unlike a cat”
Cat drawn from memory
He would do numbers today
lmao look at this idiot he doesn't even realize there's a third secret option and is trapped in a false dichotomy of his own making
the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
there's something very uniquely evil in the fact that the food aid dropped to gazans by the US wasn't halal
if that strikes you as naive or nonsequitur, i want you to put yourself into the shoes of a palestinian in the gaza strip, suffering untold famine and trauma at the hands of israel and the US empire, living through a genocide of everyone you've known and loved.
now imagine that the only food that you can eat is food that violates your religious dietary restrictions, sent straight from the people who are supplying the bombs and guns for you to be killed.
is that not, too, a form of ethnic cleansing? of erasure?