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i had a dream where a special coin appeared somewhere on earth and the first person to find it could wish to change one major event in history and the person who found it wished for hetalia to not be about countries/history and every episode played out like this
the gamespoot event
I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
WRONG! Time travel beam
Just saw a post about dolls and how kids play with them, and I remembered that my grandpa, who had real bad alzhiemer's, would buy me and my sisters the same dolls from the dollar store every Friday. It had became a routine for him, and he forgot that he'd already gotten us those toys
So that led to us having a shitton of super cheap barbie knock offs, and my parents could only sneakily return so many
We also had a shitty row boat, because my dad has really bad adhd and no impulse control. He also had no idea how to keep a boat, which meant it immediately filled up nearly to the brim with rain water as it sat next to our driveway for seasons unused
So what's a kid to do with dozens of unwanted barbies and what is basically an above ground pond at this point? I'll tell you
What you do is take those dolls and stick them in the boat very carefully. Then you watch as the seasons change, the temperature gets colder, and the water in the boat freezes as winter takes hold.
You never really forget bringing your mom out to the boat in the dead of winter to show off the homemade river Styx her children have crafted in the backyard, a dozen cheaply made plastic monstrosities carefully positioned to reach up to the surface in a frozen agony
Those dolls stayed in their frozen hell until we finally found someone who would buy the boat, like two years later.
Unfortunately, I cannot remember what the guy's reaction was when he actually came to see it and witnessed the art installation inside
This post went in a direction. I’m glad it did.
y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????
that’s a whole man.
you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi
Top: extremely early world map screen found within a recently surfaced prototype version of Hotel Mario. Note that the map shows eight Koopa hotels, not seven as famously stated in Bowser's letter in the finished game.
Bottom: this plays into the "Iggy's Cheese Hotel Theory" I have previously presented on the Supper Mario Broth twitter.com account, where various factors all seem to point towards an eighth deleted hotel, likely belonging to Iggy Koopa and possibly cheese-themed.
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Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
posting is body horror and lurking is cosmic horror, it is quite simple
saying 'xbox shuts down redfall developer arkane' is like if someone kidnapped michaelangelo and forced him to make a line of funko pops. and then killed him. and then all the newspapers reported it as 'funko pop designer michelangelo killed'
Happy Piccolo Day!!
HAPPY PICCOLO DAY
Immensely powerful thrift shop find, google drive to follow
from ~2001, plus a few text-to-speech thingies i couldnt use on modern hardware, and more
Happy Piccolo Day
this one is my favorite clickhole quote
please tell me you guys know what im talking about 
if you wanna peek into my freaky world im stuck on the phrase "literally 1984, this is" in response to epic games temporarily disabling Yoda in Fortnite (he's a back bling accessory item) because if you did the dr. zoidberg woop woop woop emote his facial rig would freak out and crash entire servers
