Seriously

Omg I hate how Zipper teleports around your island. I didn't like him in New Leaf either, but at least he stayed in the plaza!! He's so creepy!!!!

He teleported again.

I’m living in a horror movie.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

consider this: wheelchairs should be free

Consider this: if you need it to live it should be affordable

consider this: if you need it to live, it should be free

Huh

This image brings an incredible sense of calmness

A vague sense of animal crossing

this and the neapolitan ice cream post are twins

The… Neapolitan ice cream post…?

here’s one i found on google images

hey wait a minute the manhorse looks familiar-

This post is like being kneed in the groin multiple times.

Some officers? Beat their wives??? To cope??

This is the part that the wealthy hate about most people being satisfied with what they have.  If we strive for more then they can threaten us with it, but if we don’t care they have nothing to steal nor to threaten.

In case you ever feel badly about spending the money you work hard to earn.

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

https://xkcd.com/150/

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

I’m 100% keeping this in mind

The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

!!!!!sparks joy!!!!!

THERE ARE TWO OF THEM

BRINGS GREAT JOY

This woman deserves an oscar

same energy

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

So I did a thing and applied to the Disney college program today and I made it past the first part of the application process. I’m on to the web based interview tomorrow and I’m excited but nervous

I made it through the web based interview!!!!! I’m on to the phone interview!!!!!!

Okay so tonight is the phone interview and I’m so fucking nervous hut I’m hoping for the best and answering like a cast member. This could be it. Today is the day

This is it. My phone call can come any moment within the hour. Wish me luck¡!!!!!!

I did it. I’m done. Now I’m in a waiting game

IM IN!!!!! I GOT MY ACCEPTANCE TODAY!!!!! IM GOING TO BE IN THE DCP IN SPRING!!!!!!

UPDATE: I did my college program from January to July of last year at Pop Century doing quick service! July of last year, i transferred to part time attractions in Pandora: The World of Avatar. I learned and loved both attractions, and I still do! I even went full time in March! As of late this month I will be leaving Pandora to join the opening team for Galaxy’s Edge attractions!

To think about a year and a half ago I was nervous for that interview, and I went on to get a new experience with this years interview is amazing! My confidence is much better, although I do struggle with a lot of anxiety and depression still. I lost 35 lbs this year alone, I made many new friends and many magical moments.

I’m sure I updated in a separate post last year, but this is definitely an update that is for the best! Ya girl has grown so much at Disney!

I've left Pandora and started my new life in studios yall